It all started with a question. Might have been me, might
have been a pal – for the purposes of this post let’s call him Argyle; but
someone said something like, “How come you can ironically discuss the vampire
tradition in vamp movies…” – we must have been talking about Buffy – “…but you
can’t do the same in Zombie flicks?” I know. That's just the sort of conversations we have. But it's true, right? When a victim washes up on
the banks of a fictional river with two holes puncturing their neck, one character
is going to say ‘vampire’ pretty soon. In the fictional otherworld, people know
about vampires. But when a group of shambling animated corpses rock up in the
same neighbourhood, they get called “geeks” “walkers” “sickos” “infected”.
No-one says, “Jeez. This is like something
out of a Romero movie!”
In the fictional otherworld, nobody knows about
zombies.
That strikes me as pretty weird. You write a ghost story,
for example – your characters are going to know what they’re dealing with. They’re
going to be sceptical, but they’re going to know what a ghost is, at least. If an army of dragons
terrorise a city – a B Movie scenario, I know, but bear with me – its shocked
inhabitants aren’t going to argue about how to describe these unfamiliar winged
lizards
But Zombies? No.
How come? It took us a while to unravel this one. I’m not
pretending our answer’s anything revolutionary. Probably been said a thousand times
before by people quicker and cleverer than me and Argyle.
This is what we did. Imagine splitting the various non-human
threats faced in fiction into two groups – ‘fear of the past’ and ‘fear of the
future’. Vampires and ghosts have their roots in ancient Eastern European
fairytale, and they are physical – or semi-physical at least – representations of
the past. Dragons too, maybe, with their similarities to dinosaurs. If it comes
from the past, there’s an assumption that your fictional characters will have
absorbed all that knowledge and awareness about them. Zombies, though, are
about fear of the future. They are what we will become if we don’t watch out;
brain-dead morons hooked on consumerism. And since zombies stand for our future
fears, human characters in zombie fiction must have never conceived of such
horrors before. Part of the drama is them struggling to cope with something so
unfamiliar. It’s inconceivable that one character might say to another; “Let’s find a prison! We’ll be safe there –
like in Season Three of The Walking Dead!”
So – does our simple system of binary opposites work?
Not really. Where do Martians fit? Aliens? Or time travel?
All ‘fear of the future’ threats, surely. And yet if a fictional somebody invents
a gateway to the future, we’re going to have to call it a time machine, whether we want to or not, since in the fictional
otherworld everyone’s read H.G.Wells and watched Dr Who.
Looks like Argyle and me are going to be arguing this one
out for months and years to come.